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My Baby is a Cutie

Yes, that was your fair warning that this is me gushing over my cute lil boy!

My bro picked up that Guitar Hero 3 game.  He likes it alot, and was playing it for the 3 days mom and dad were outta town almost constantly.  When mom and dad got home, he of course didn't play as much.  So lil man started complaining, requesting that Mark play "His color game". Thats right, GH3 is a color matching game.  And WoW? That is the "Walking Game".  rofl, that about killed me, cause thats what i think of it as too! 

The other day I told him that if he uses dirty words or bites mommy, he would get his mouth washed out with soap.  So today, he said a dirty word. rofl, "Worms!"  He then justified with, worms are dirty! Ewww! Yuck! Rofl, i couldn't deny him, worms are dirty. lol

Oh, and I'm currently looking for a good JK program for him. If anyone in and about memphis has knowledge of a decent private school, or warnings about one, I'd not mind the info.  I'm thinking I can afford right around 5k a year.  Yes, I will be working my tail off all summer, but this is my last summer break before entering the real world! One more year!

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Demographics of American Newspapers

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the
country.

3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the
country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.

4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country,
but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like
their statistics shown in pie charts.

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running
the country if they could find the time and if they didn't have to leave
Southern California to do it.

6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the
country, and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.

7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't t oo sure who's
running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat
on the train.

8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the
country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while
intoxicated.

9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country,
but need the baseball scores.

10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there
is a country or that anyone is running it; but if someone is, they
oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the
leaders are handicapped, gay, minority, feminist, atheists, provided of
course, that they are not Republicans.

11. The St. Petersburg Times is read by people who have recently caught
a fish and need something in which to wrap it.
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Abbott and Costello Today

If Bud Abbott and Lou
Costello were alive today, their

infamous
sketch,

"Who's on First?"
might have turned out something like

this:

COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY
A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT: Super

Duper computer store.
Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm
setting up an office in my den

and I'm thinking about
buying a computer.

ABBOTT:
Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the
name's Lou.

ABBOTT: Your
computer?

COSTELLO: I don't own
a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT:
Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you,
my name's Lou.

ABBOTT: What about
Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it
get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a
computer with Windows?

COSTELLO: I don't
know. What will I see when I look at

the
windows?

ABBOTT:
Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind
the windows. I need a computer

and
software.

ABBOTT: Software for
Windows?

COSTELLO: No. On the
computer! I need something I can

use to write
proposals, track expenses and run my

business. What do you
have?

ABBOTT:
Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my
office. Can you recommend

anything?

ABBOTT: I just
did.

COSTELLO: You just did
what?

ABBOTT: Recommend
something.

COSTELLO: You
recommended something?

ABBOTT:
Yes.

COSTELLO: For my
office?

ABBOTT:
Yes.

COSTELLO: OK, what did
you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT:
Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my
office!

ABBOTT: I recommend
Office with Windows.

COSTELLO: I already
have an office with windows! OK,

let's just say I'm
sitting at my computer and I want

to type a proposal.
What do I need?

ABBOTT:
Word.

COSTELLO: What
word?

ABBOTT: Word in
Office.

COSTELLO: The only
word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in
Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word
in office for windows?

ABBOTT: The Word you
get when you click the blue "W".

COSTELLO: I'm going to
click your blue "w" if you

don't start with some
straight answers. What about

financial bookkeeping?
You have anything I can track

my money
with?

ABBOT T:
Money.

COSTELLO: That's
right. What do you have?

ABBOTT:
Money.

COSTELLO: I need money
to track my money?

ABBOTT: It comes
bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What's
bundled with my computer?

ABBOTT:
Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes
with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra
charge.

COSTELLO: I get a
bundle of money with my computer?

How
much?

ABBOTT: One
copy.

COSTELLO: Isn't it
illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave
us a license to copy Money.

COSTELLO: They can
give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY
OWN IT!

(A few days later)

ABBOTT: Super Duper
computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: How do I
turn my computer off?

ABBOTT: Click on
"START".............
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Blame the lack of Trick or Treaters for this one.



Your Birthdate: September 24



You understand people well and are a natural born therapist.

A peacemaker, people always seem to get along when you are around.

You tend to be a father or mother figure to friends, even to those older than you.

You enjoy your role, and you find that you are close to many people.



Your strength: Your devotion



Your weakness: Reliance on others for happiness



Your power color: Lilac



Your power symbol: Heart



Your power month: June

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I actually got a link to a really really really funny blog from a bizarre place. The NEWSPAPER. I was shocked, you can imagine, but i think this is probably the funniest thing I've read. The author is a stay-at-home mother of SIX, who blogs to help make a bit of extra money. Its so popular, however, that she's gotten a book deal, and been talking with Disney and some others about writing screenplays and tv show clips.

Here's the link! http://mom2my6pack.blogspot.com

And yes, you poor poor people on both myspace and lj with me have to suffer through 2 copies of this.