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19 November 2007 @ 03:54 pm
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Demographics of American Newspapers

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the
country.

3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the
country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.

4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country,
but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like
their statistics shown in pie charts.

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running
the country if they could find the time and if they didn't have to leave
Southern California to do it.

6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the
country, and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.

7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't t oo sure who's
running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat
on the train.

8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the
country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while
intoxicated.

9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country,
but need the baseball scores.

10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there
is a country or that anyone is running it; but if someone is, they
oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the
leaders are handicapped, gay, minority, feminist, atheists, provided of
course, that they are not Republicans.

11. The St. Petersburg Times is read by people who have recently caught
a fish and need something in which to wrap it.
 
 
 
sistagurlsistagurl on November 20th, 2007 06:58 am (UTC)
12. The Arizona Republic is read by those who need something to line their dog/bird kennels/cages with. The rest of us read the New Times.

lol
karynbautistakarynbautista on November 20th, 2007 01:25 pm (UTC)
lol very good! Ready for the holidays? (and the bowl season?)
sistagurlsistagurl on November 21st, 2007 05:25 pm (UTC)
No to the holidays and yes to bowl season. since the Super Bowl in Phoenix this year, I am NOT ready for the traffic nightmare tho
karynbautistakarynbautista on November 21st, 2007 06:33 pm (UTC)
Oh yuck, didn't know the superbowl was there.. Sounds like a day to lock yourself in the house.......